Saturday, June 14, 2008

'There's A Weasel Chomping On His Privates'

Apparently, anything can be made funnier by the addition of the word 'weasel'. I'm told this is especially true if it can be shoe-horned into joke punchlines.

During the Annual Parade, Lt Col Smithers noticed some odd behaviour among the men of 1st Battalion. he asked his adjutant: 'What's wrong with Major Sharpe's men? They all seem to be jigging up and down as they march?'. 'Oh that', replied the aide, 'Well, apparently...'

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