Hmmm... there are a few of these.
Try this on for size.
(There's a bit of banter to get through, but he's talking to Johnny Cash FFS)
(Cut to 2:15, if you have to...)
Tales from the Emergency Department; in which a man who wallows in nostalgia, and secretly wishes he were a Victorian KnifeMan rants about his work and what passes for a life. He's heard it might be therapeutic... Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any resemblence to parties alive or dead is purely coincidental