In The Presence Of Greatness

I have just met Superman.

Or at least someone claiming to be him; I was having an innocent conversation with Hozza outside Resus, and he appeared, a propos of nothing, in a cloud of ethanolic miasma.

Reflecting, his smell may have arrived before him. His opening gambit was to tell me about his X-ray levels, and how high they were; maybe this passes for a chat up line in Superland. He then asked for more. I'm not sure why you'd need, or want a top up, but maybe they keep him going.

When I suggested this might not be a good idea, he let slip his secret, introducing himself as Superman. I have to say, ol' Supe has let himself go a bit, and turned to the fucked side a little... he initially found my confusion hilarious, then, inevitably, offensive; he was on his way to explaining how he might have to kill me, when he was distracted by the good Dr Jackets, who placated him by offering him a chair.

I can't help but feel I should have asked for an autograph...

With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibilty

Yes, I know, that's Spiderman...

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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause. Batman, the Dark Knight 88% Maximus 79% William Wallace 79% Lara Croft 63% James Bond, Agent 007 63% Neo, the "One" 58% Indiana Jones 58% Captain Jack Sparrow 54% The Amazing Spider-Man 54% El Zorro 38% The Terminator 33%