Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Die Schlumpfen

Or, Why I Love Phil The Greek

Off this week, so no tales of derring do. Or flail.

However, I did hear it reported that, while at the Chelsea Flower Show, a member of the Royal Family engaged one of the gardeners / exhibitors by commenting, 'I like your fern'... to which the gardener offered that it wasn't in fact a fern, but some other plant.

'Didn't want a fucking lecture', came the reply, as the aforementioned Royal walked away.


1 comment:

Elaine said...

Ah, it's not just the cattle that get foot and mouth disease, but it regularly strikes Phil the Greek.

Can a disease be considered to be endemic in one person?